Friday, July 31, 2026

The Joy of "Minions and Monsters"

Hi everyone,

I didn't write last month and I'm not going to write much today because a lot has been going on.  I'm okay, mostly, but I had a health thing late last month that was scary and has taken me a bit to bounce back from.  It fleetingly occurred to me to be upset that I wasn't going to write something for June, but I'm mostly proud to acknowledge that I pretty quickly let that go given the circumstances.  I've acknowledged repeatedly that I need to release my perfectionism, and if I don't do it after two hospital stays, when will I?

What I'm deeply grateful to share is that, during this slower than anticipated recovery process, Husband and I managed to take our kids on their first ever outing to see a move in a theater.  They've been really into the "Despicable Me" oeuvre lately, among some other selections, so the recent release of "Minions & Monsters" (2026) seemed perfect; a relatively known quantity that would hold their interest and probably wouldn't be too scary or super problematic.

I cannot begin to tell you what a joy it was to not only get to share this rite of passage with my children, but also to do so at a beloved historic theater in our beloved city.  I can still readily dip into the deep well of warming joy and love that comes from knowing that my kids saw their first movie there.  It felt like such a fun indulgence having each of them choose a little treat at the concession stand in addition to our communal popcorn.  It was so sweet watching my 3-year old figure out how to balance on the folding theater seats and hearing my 6-year-old giggle at the movie's the silly jokes.

I will never stop being grateful for this experience.  Do I care that the movie was a 2?  Absolutely not--the movie's quality honestly wasn't really the point.  Hopefully there's plenty of time in the future for movies that will blow their minds in the best possible way.  For now, I'm glad for the simple pleasure of the shared experience of going to the movies to take center stage.

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Sunday, May 17, 2026

Revisiting The Confusion that is "The Devil Wears Prada"

Salut mes chéris,

With the recent release of "The Devil Wears Prada 2" (2026) and its accompanying enthusiastic promotional advertising, I was compelled to revisit the original.  Let's talk about it!

I don't have a super strong memory of my original in-theaters viewing of "The Devil Wears Prada" (2006), other than some mild ambivalence.  Upon rewatching it, that ambivalence makes sense.  At its core, this is a deeply confused movie.

This confusion begins with its deeply unbelievable premise, which is that Anne Hathaway's overly earnest and supposedly competent aspiring reporter Andy shows up to an interview at a major publication completely uninformed about with whom and for what role she's interviewing--but we're meant to believe that because the publication she's interviewing for is about fashion and she's too frumpy to know about fashion.  

The idea that an American woman raised anywhere other than under a rock, or maybe in some extremely isolated religious cult, wouldn't be at least passingly familiar with Vogue magazine (okay okay, excuse me, "Runway") is so fucking ridiculous as to bend credulity to the breaking point from the very outset of the film--especially given that this is a movie aimed primarily at women.  I say this as a deeply unfashionable person: I know what the fuck Vogue is, not to mention who Anna Wintour is.  And knowing what little I unavoidably know as a human woman living in American society, I would sure as hell not blunder my way completely clueless into an interview with Anna Wintour.  Excuse me, Miranda Priestly.

It's all the more unclear why, after getting chastised by Priestly one time for not moving heaven and Earth to get her on a plane during a hurricane, Andy then not just endures but seemingly radically embraces the wardrobe overhaul necessary to succeed in her role as Priestly's junior personal assistant.  

Not only does she completely transform her outward aesthetic, but we're also I guess meant to believe that this Priestly scolding with resultant sartorial metamorphosis that is the crucial activator that catalyzes Andy's transformation from barely-holding-onto-a-role-she-didn't-even-really-want-but-a-million-other-girls-do into gunner-to-end-all-gunners.  She didn't want this job anyway, but now that she's been yelled at once and got some new clothes, she's all in?  Okay.

Then we're supposed to think poorly of Andy for missing her boyfriend's birthday because she gets roped into attending "the biggest benefit of the year" with Priestly and her primary personal assistant, Emily (played by Emily Blunt).  But I'm so sorry, wouldn't that event be the fucking Met Gala??  Abundant valid reasons for criticizing and boycotting the Gala acknowledged, are we seriously meant to believe, let alone side with, her boyfriend and friends being salty over his girlfriend getting to attend an internationally recognized event??  Would they seriously not understand that this is one of the biggest perks of this otherwise grueling and thankless job?  I just don't understand what world these characters are living in.

  

But then even her boyfriend, Adrian Grenier's Nate, later reminds Andy when she apologizes for missing his birthday, "I'm not four."  So are we mad at her for missing his birthday or not?

We're also supposed to side with Andy's friends for rolling their eyes and seeming exasperated that she's changed after she shows up to drinks with them and unloads literally thousands of dollars' worth of accessories, beauty products, and even a weird little fashion-phone, which they greedily snap up before playing keepaway with Andy's work phone when Priestly calls her.  Again, I'm sorry, but what??  Andy's the asshole here??  Because what actually seems to be happening is that her friends are happy to lap up the benefits of having a friend who works at Vogue (excuse me, RUNWAY), without acknowledging the predictable personal cost to that friend's personal life.  It makes sense to be disappointed and to miss her when she can't be present, but you lose me when that manifests as messing with her a split second after you accept a bunch of fancy freebies from her.

Are we also meant to be on board with how creepily Simon Baker's Christian Thompson hounds Andy for a date, let alone his very fake-looking eyebrows?  And also that Andy recognizes and loves his work... but knew nothing about Vogue (I mean Runway!!)... but he is at every major fashion event, including Paris Fashion Week, which sure makes it seem like his work would either be in fashion or fashion-adjacent publications....??? Because I hate everything about that subplot.

Sidenote: Can we please all talk about the fact that Miranda Priestly never says, "You're not going to Paris!"????  That line is literally never said in this movie.  Isn't that the iconic line from this movie??  

I actually googled this and rewound the part of the movie where it seemed like that line belonged because I was so convinced I missed it.  I feel very gaslit by the Mandela Effect of it all.

Finally, perhaps the most perplexing turn is when Andy rushes to inform Priestly of the threat to Priestly's standing at the magazine.  Because this film has not remotely developed Andy's interiority enough to explain her sudden fervent allegiance to Priestly.  On the one hand, this movie makes gestures at grappling with the sexist double-standards high-achieving women face even at the highest echelons of industry and influence, which Andy fleetingly and feebly pays lip service to.  But it also portrays Priestly as pretty commitedly cold-blooded, mercilessly self-interested, and unlikable.  As a result, Andy's  momentary dog-like dedication to her seems unearned, misplaced, and more than a bit embarrassing.

At the end of the movie, Andy has left her job at Runway and interviews for a reporting job, Miranda is still firmly ensconced in her role at the magazine, Andy's boyfriend is taking a sous-chef job in Boston, and I have a bit of an ambivalently queasy tummy.  Hurrayyyy?


"The Devil Wears Prada" is admittedly not without its bright spots.  Meryl Streep is absolutely delicious as Miranda Priestly, and Stanley Tucci is delightful.  The fashion and styling are by now so incredibly dated as to be fascinating in a schadenfreude-y way that actually adds depth to the movie's examination of the fickleness and ephemerality of the fashion industry.  And at the end of the day, this is a fun dumb movie, and there's not much harm in that.

After this rewatch, I gave the movie a 2.

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Thursday, April 30, 2026

For Anyone Wanting a Vacation in a More Innocent Time, Consider a Trip to "Tapawingo"

Hey everyone,

I'm popping in for a little buzzer-beater post on this, the last day of the month.

Let's chat a little bit about "Tapawingo" (2024).

Before we proceed, I have one question for you: did you see "Napoleon Dynamite" (2004)?

If not, I would be genuinely fascinated to hear what you think about "Tapawingo", its clear and direct descendant 20 years on.  

If you haven't seen "Napoleon Dynamite", does the world and aesthetic of "Tapawingo" make any sense to you?  Does it hold any appeal?  Do you like it any more or less than I do, as someone who of course did not escape--nor want to--the juggernaut that was "Napoleon Dynamite", given that it arrived squarely in the middle of my college years, perfectly situating me smack in the middle of the developmental demographic most likely to adore that weird, goofy, instant cult classic-y yet harmless and charming little film?

Because not to brag, but I've seen "Napoleon Dynamite" many, many times, although long enough ago that I don't remember it super clearly by now.  In fact, my memory of the movie has reached that stage of fogginess in which I remember liking it, but I'm afraid to watch it again because doing so now, two decades after it was released and many years since last seeing it, risks spoiling it.

The trouble is, having seen "Napoleon Dynamite" absolutely negatively impacted my experience of "Tapawingo".  The newer film is so directly an extension of the Dynamite-o-verse, yet as I experienced it, it fails to capture whatever silly magic the original contained.  In "Tapawingo", the characteristic intentionally halting pace of the dialogue feels tedious.  The 1980s time capsule-y aesthetic is very well-executed but nothing new.  The soundtrack is packed in an attempt to give the movie some emotional oomph but ends up feeling too crowded and therefore kind of distracting rather than enhancing.

"Tapawingo" is admittedly funny and has heart in the same oddball way as "Napoleon Dynamite".  But part of what I remember being so compelling about the older movie was the fragility underlying the incongruous bravado of several of its central characters, including Pedro's student governmental aspirations, Uncle Rico's yearning for his ex-girlfriend, and the sweet, unlikely love between Kip and LaFawnduh (who miraculously actually exists!), and of course most obvious in Napoleon's socially bewildered loneliness.  While the characters in "Tapawingo" definitely exhibit similar ludicrous and mostly toothless grandiosity, I just didn't find myself caring about or believing in them as people in the same way as I did in "Napoleon Dynamite".

All that said, for any elder millennials or "Napoleon Dynamite" fans who could use a little time travel to the gentler era of the early 2000s, you could do worse than taking a trip to "Tapawingo".  I gave the movie a 3.

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Sunday, March 22, 2026

"Anatomy of a Fall" Back Into Legal Dramas

Hi pals,

I recently watched Justine Triet's "Anatomy of a Fall" (2023).  Let's talk about it!


The film tells the tale of Sandra after the suspicious falling death of her husband Samuel at their chalet-style home in the French alps.  Over the course of the unfolding two and a half hours, we watch Sandra and her son Daniel navigate the brutal investigation and court proceedings that follow as Sandra is accused of Samuel's murder.

There are several things that drew me to this movie, despite its grim premise.  I love a good legal drama, and it's been quite some time since I watched one.  Oddly enough, the film's long runtime is actually part of what drew me to "Anatomy of a Fall", as that led me to suspect it would enjoy that deliberately-paced and detailed storytelling that legal dramas can utilize well and benefit richly from.  To my immense chagrin, I also have watched no foreign language movies in the past two years, and very few international movies during the same period.  On top of these other factors, watching a dialogue-intensive multilingual movie therefore felt like an immense treat.


This film rests heavily on the combined shoulders of its excellent script, written by Triet and Arthur Harari, and the at turns understated and riveting performance of Sandra Hüller.  There are so many moments during which the deft yet subtle influence of a woman's voice, through the combination of Trier's direction and words and Hüller's embodiment of the main character, is evident: in the secretly recorded argument between Sandra and Samuel the day before Samuel's death, Sandra's attempts to keep mothering Daniel despite the seemingly impossible expanse opened between them, and the raw surfacing of Sandra's subterranean emotions as she confides in Vincent, her attorney, close friend, and possible/would-be past lover.  

The investigation and testimonies allow "Anatomy of a Fall" to thoughtfully probe a surprising range of topics, including the complexities and compromises of marriage, near- and long-term responses to personal tragedy, existential dilemmas, the creative process, how to face uncertainty, and the profound unknowability of another person's mind.


Like in many legal dramas, there is some degree of ambiguity by the end of the film.  I was pleasantly surprised that "Anatomy of a Fall" tips its hand toward one explanation for Samuel's death over another without being perfectly conclusive in its evidence, leaving space for interpretation.  There are times when a truly open-ended ending seems less in the service of a film and more about the writers simply being unable to commit to an ending, and "Anatomy of a Fall" thankfully does not suffer from this problem.

Taken altogether, "Anatomy of a Fall" is such a rich and satisfying text.  I gave it a 5.

Thanks for reading, as always, friends!
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Saturday, February 28, 2026

2025 Movie Round-Up!!

Hello beloveds,

I have yet again commenced writing this round-up post on the last day of the month at a relatively late hour--but at least two months ahead of last year and WELL ahead of the previous year's multi-part round-up--so I will dispense with a lengthy preamble. It's time for the:

The PsychoCinematic Year in Movies
2025 Edition

1. Nosferatu (5)
2. The Last Showgirl (2)* & ****
3. Days of Heaven (4)
4. Lego Movie: The Second Part (4)***
5. The Sting (4)
6. One of Them Days (4)
7. Challengers (3)
8. Frozen (1)
9. Moana (5)***
10. Moana 2 (4)
11. Frozen 2 (2)
12. Tangled (3.5)***
13. Lily Topples the World (3)
14. Sinners (4)
15. A Nice Indian Boy (2)
17. One of Them Days (4)***
20. Small Things Like These (5)
21. One Battle After Another (3)
22. Presence (4.5)
23. Weapons (5)
25. The Outrun (3)
26. 8-Bit Christmas (1)
27. The Spirit of Christmas (2)
28. Falling for Christmas (1)
29. The Night Before (3.5)***
30. Single All the Way (4)
31. A Christmas Prince (2.5)
32. Our Little Secret (2)
33. Argylle (3.5)

As a reminder, the extra notations mean the following:

* = got nauseated
** = fell asleep
*** = rewatch
**** = didn't finish

In reviewing last year's list of films after the second year in a row of a reduced movie-watching goal, I'm starting to feel the consequences of having less time, and even more so less emotional energy, for movies.  While I definitely saw a range of movies in 2025, including some that were really excellent, I would estimate a good third of the movies I watched last year were kind of filler-y.  It's hard feeling somewhat underwhelmed by movies, especially knowing my capacity to be deeply entranced and moved by them.

That said, my reduced movies resolution certainly has a few silver linings, not the least of which is that it is accomplishable.  Another is that I only watched three movies I utterly hated.  That ignominious trio is:

For attempting to indoctrinate vulnerable children with horrific ideology about toxic family relationships 
shrouded in the extremely belated virtue of not centering romantic love in a kids' movie for once:
Frozen (2013)

For attempting to update "A Christmas Story" (1983), a movie I don't have any particular affection for anyway, and doing a very bad job:
8-Bit Christmas (2021)

For being a terrible movie, but is it really fair to judge it for being a terrible movie when clearly its whole raison d'être is being a terrible movie?:
Falling for Christmas (2022)

I genuinely don't think it's fair to choose this particular abysmal Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie (because apparently that's a mini subgenre now??) as the worst movie of the year because it's clearly just trying to feed the apparently insatiable public appetite for embarrassingly bad Christmas movies, so "Falling for Christmas" is off the hook.  

Between our remaining two offenders, I have to go with the movie I've now watched dozens of times against my will because Disney has managed, despite my best intentions, to get its hooks into the brain of one of my precious babies who only recently has been liberated from his OBSESSION with this movie.  The only benefit of my forced multiple re-watchings of this movie is that it has prepared me to write an epic and fine-tooth-comb-level take down of this movie which I am dying to write if I ever get the time.

All that said, the worst movie of 2025 is:

And now, let's talk about the best movies of last year.  They were:

Nosferatu (2024)
Moana (2016)
Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street (2021)
28 Years Later (2025)
Small Things Like These (2024)
Weapons (2025)
KPop Demon Hunters (2025)

As usual, my highest-rated movies cover a lot of ground.  There's the moody, faithful yet enriched horror remake "Nosferatu" and the more novel yet still spooky and extremely well-executed "Weapons".  There are the classic and new kids' movies, "Moana" and "KPop Demon Hunters", both of which feature excellent music and beautiful animation, as well as the inspiring kids' media-related documentary "Street Gang: How We Got to Sesame Street".  "Small Things Like These" may be the most emotionally difficult movie I watched last year, but we all know I love Cillian Murphy and the film is a grippingly told story of a chapter in Irish history that demands to be known.

All that said, as I choose my favorite movie of 2025, I've got to go with the movie that skillfully continued the legacy of the film that inspired my love of horror as a genre that, at its best, examines humanity at its ugliest and darkest and sometimes still manages to give us hope.  This movie reminded me, powerfully and humblingly, how much movies have the capacity to drop me into another life, into an emotional world I don't usually dwell in--in this case, their capacity to utterly scare the living crap out of me.  My favorite movie of 2025 was:

Thank you so much for being here, friends.  I'm looking forward to more movies in this new year, and to sharing them with you.

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